[Hey, put down that quill and listen for a minute! Do you have any idea how petty the gods really are? They trapped me in this world of theirs as a rinky-dink deity until the end of time just because I pulled one too many pranks on them! No amount of complaining would get them to change their mind, either. But I figured I'd might as well try to enjoy it, and you know what? It's actually kind of neat inspiring all these great songs and works of art! It sure beats actually making them!]